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Unicorn Farts

$28.00
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Unicorns are well-known magical creatures, the product of a one-night-stand between a magical narwhal called Beatrice, and an alcoholic horse with low-grade narcolepsy called Kevin. Or something. Anyway, we’ve gone to great lengths to replica the sparkly, fruity scent that is a trouser trumpet from the horned equines, featuring notes of bubble gum, vanilla, banana, grapefruit, strawberry, a couple of dashes of rainbow, three hand-spans of fabulous, and of course, fresh un-distilled Unicorn Toots!

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