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Cat Gnome Massacre Garden Gnome

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You can take a cat out of a fight, but you can’t take the fight out of the cat! They’re cuddly and cute until you rub them the wrong way and then BAM…your arm all of a sudden looks like a BBQ turkey leg from the county fair. Gnomes are treated no different from their human counterparts—they’re subject to the same “no reason” petting rules cats are famous for. Our new Cat Garden Gnome Massacre statue captures the moment they snapped on the lil’ guys perfectly, and is a hilarious addition to your backyard or garden.

a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
great for gardens, yards, and collector shelves
durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
approximately 9 inches tall

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